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1. You get way too many boxes from a friend, now you can't walk in your apartment.

2. Start stuffing boxes, pick up crying baby.

3. Continue stuffing boxes with one hand, try to hold on to baby with other.

4. Baby fell asleep, empty box and redo, fold nicely this time.

5. Baby woke up, take twice as long because you need to stop to follow orders.

6. Pick up sticks. Repeat steps 2-5 countless times.

7. Leave heaps of garbage in landlord's bins, wonder where all the garbage came from.

8. Economize on moving expenses and borrow brother's father's in-law suv, move in five shifts in three days.

9. Walk in to new apartment and stumble over all your boxes.

10. Scratch your head and wonder how you have more stuff than you packed.

11. Spend three hours putting together a chest of drawers, because the instructions were impossible to follow.

12. Stuff the drawers, pick up crying baby and watch wife redo everything you just did.

13. Repeat step 12 countless times.

14. Run to lumber yard to get shelves, take them home and run back with the spare wood, because you cut it too short the first time.

15. Put the shelves in the closet and stuff it with whatever fits, quickly close doors and don't look back.

16. Collapse at 2:30 am horrified at the amount of boxes still remaining in the next room.

And that's as far as I've gotten so far, may have left out a few steps.
  • Mood: Hopeless


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Suchy Fried
Artist | Professional | Design & Interfaces
United States
Current Residence: Brooklyn, NY
Work: UX and Graphic Designer for MongoTel
Favorite style of art: Realistic
Operating System: Win 7, Win 8, Android
MP3 player of choice: My droid phone
Wallpaper of choice: My daughter
Favourite cartoon character: Green Lantern John Stewart

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aaronsmagic Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for your comment on my ad. I didn't see it from your prospective. I was just trying to do something good for the artists that helped me..

I paid $600 directly to the cover artist and skipped the middle men to support the artist directly. Thank you for opening my eyes to the "biz" of art.

:) Aaron Johnson
Zatarian Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
No problem. Let me know if I can help you in any way.
Sir-Saboteur Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Want to join :iconstar-wars-elite:
SinLei Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013   General Artist
Hello. Thank you for your interest in joining #Freelance-4-Fair-Pay. The group is currently on hiatus and has suspended activity. Invitations to join will be sent out to all those who are interested once we are back up and running.

Your suggestion will be taken into consideration as well.

Please stay tuned to your inbox, and thanks again.
csuhsux Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
here's some newly uploaded fan art for MARVEL's Sabra you might like [link]
despairanddeath Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
Any progress?
despairanddeath Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Any progress?
RasmusWAndersen Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer

Thank you for the :+fav:.
I really appreciate it!
Asha-Anne Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
You have been featured in my journal, on my front page --> [link]

Thanks for taking part in my forum thread, and keep up the great work
despairanddeath Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
It's been a month and a half :P
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